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…Doesn’t mean that nobody else was. In the past ten days since I read a Patheos article “3000 Years Ago, Was Anybody Alive Then?1 on people who really believe that the Olympics couldn’t be 3,000 years old because it is only 2012… (I read it with mouth hanging open, by the way) I’ve been searching for proper response.

Not that in NEEDS a response from MOI, but those who know me understand that it’s a very, very rare circumstance where I don’t feel compelled to offer forth some kind of response. This, I think, is definitely case where a couple of illustrations should do very well, thank you. I can assure you that even thought I, personally, was not alive — at least in this configuration — there were plenty of dudes and chicks hangin’.

It’s all about FOCUS… I repeat for those of you who know who you are… It’s all about FOCUS, not FOCUS INTERRUPTUM.

Exhibit 1: The Illustrated Vision of the Millennial’s “Worldly” View of Time.

Exhibit 1: Millennial timeline depicting FOCUS. If your eyes are already bad, you may be screwed at telling the difference.

Exhibit 2: The Illustrated View of the Boomer’s Weary Vision of Time

Exhibit 2: The Boomers’ timeline illustration their vision of FOCUS. IF EVERYTHING LOOKS OUT OF FOCUS TO YOU MOVE YOUR HEAD AROUND A LITTLE OR GO FIND YOUR GLASSES.

Non comede nivis flavum
Hoarseman
1 Please take time to visit the referenced article, it saves me from having to copy the entire freaking thing here in violation of the original author’s copyright.

They’re leapin’ all over the place…

Almost there,
HM

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Eight “made guys” got milked!

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Don’t mind them fins now, Guv. Just keep wavin’ yer arms.

A Five-Time Ding-a-Ling

Posted: December 19, 2011 by HoarseMan in Humahumanukanukaapuaa, the Apomorphine
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And on the fifth day…. are those real gold?